Oogave Soda, Agave Ginger Ale

All natural agave soda. All the flavor. All the fun. None of the junk! Congratulations on making a better choice. Only 100 Calories Per Bottle: Less is more. Low-Glycemic: Say goodbye, sugar high. Certified Organic: Only the good things. Gluten-Free: None of the bad things. No High Fructose Corn Syrup: Oogave is a better way! Never Any Sodium Benzoate: Some stuff shouldn't go in our body. Nor is There Any Phosphoric Acid: Not on our watch! We Have Trace Minerals - Iron, Copper, Magnesium: No bad heavy metal! That is sooo 80's. Contains Inulin Fiber: Prebiotic happiness in every bottle. Completely Vegan: Dolphin safe! Kosher Certified: So says the Rabbi. Caffeine Free: You darn kids are hyper enough. Gluten-free, vegan, caffeine-free and low-glycemic. Things That Are True About Oogave Ginger Ale: Made with real ginger extract for that extra spicy taste that only says Oogave. When you open a bottle of Oogave Ginger Ale, you might immediately perceive the aroma of fresh ginger. The special spicy scent is more powerful than you might be used to because we use real ginger extract to make our soda. If he makes you choose between Oogave Ginger Ale and him, take a deep breath - this is a no win situation. Have a nicely chilled bottle of Oogave Ginger Ale on standby in case she says, yes. A bottle of Oogave Ginger Ale kept near your bed will keep you safe while you sleep. It's great for distracting attacking animals allowing you to make your escape. Run in circles for grouchy ground squirrels, zig-zags for perturbed penguins, and just a casual saunter for charging three-toed sloths as they don't move quickly. It's an essential part of every survival kit; one for pack should be kept in the trunk of your car, and one should be stashed somewhere in your home. Mix Oogave Ginger Ale with soy sauce, tomato paste, garlic and pepper for a tasty marinade. Oogave may increase your desire to stop drinking other sodas. Oogave is not intended to cure or treat any illnesses, except for the chronic boredom, ho-humness, and sugar-blues caused by average soft drinks. Increase your consumption of Oogave if you experience the following symptoms: zen-like happiness, good times, all around well being. Certified organic by the Colorado Dept of Agriculture. Made in the USA.